DJ Grumble - Ball
"If people don’t start paying closer attention, we’re going to be living in a corporate fascist state in no time. We’re paying $3.50 for a cup of coffee. You know how much a POUND of coffee beans costs? $3.50. But nobody knows that. Cause nobody’s paying attention."
Malo - Suavecito
What’s the statute of limitations on a girl’s phone number?
I got this girl’s phone number a year ago.. I wanna hit her up now LOL.
- sonny: alright, listen to me. you pull up right where she lives, right? before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. you bring her over to the car. dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. then you let her get in. then you close the door. then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
- calogero: just like that?
- sonny: listen to me, kid. if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. you dump her and you dump her fast.
*MATH NERDS* Fair dice with pictures of a gourd, fish, rooster, crab, crayfish, and deer are used. The board has those six objects on it, also. We will play with bets being 50 cents. The player places a bet on a number or object. The “house” rolls three dice. If none of the dice show the number or object that was bet, the house keeps the 50 cent bet. If one of the dice shows the number or object bet (and the other two do not show it), the player gets back his 50 cent bet, plus 50 cent profit. If two of the dice show the number or object bet (and the third die does not show it), the player gets back his 50 cent bet, plus $1 profit. If all three dice show the number or object bet, the player gets back his 50 cent bet, plus $1.50 profit.
What are the chances that you get 0 matches?
What are the chances that you get 1 match?
What are the chances that you get 2 matches?
What are the chances that you get 3 matches?
Faith Evans - Give It To Me (Faith, 1995)